The Overnight Wellness Associate

Charlie Mott sleeps in a Buick behind a car wash and pays restitution for punching a six-foot sheep. Her only job prospect: guarding ninety thousand square feet of mattresses she isn't allowed to lie on. Then two pajama-clad ten-year-olds sleepwalk into the showroom and perform, word for word, a conversation their grandmother never meant anyone to hear. Suddenly Charlie has dental, a room, and a title nobody can explain — and she's the only thing standing between a family empire and its own recorded voice.