The Off-Site

A remote mountain lodge. No cell service. Twelve accountants expecting icebreaker games and catered lunches. What they get instead is Hawk—a self-proclaimed wilderness expert who confiscates their devices, serves bark soup for dinner, and insists they can survive on pine needles and grit. Patricia Huang, a no-nonsense number cruncher, refuses to starve quietly. Armed with spreadsheet-level precision and a growing underground rebellion, she's about to wage the most delicious mutiny corporate America has ever seen.