The Molar Majority

A fading Iowa dental practice has ninety days before its landlord pulls the lease, and nineteen-year-old receptionist Janie Krull—who has never had a purpose beyond dodging her mother's avant-garde Lindbergh baby musical—has decided she's the one to save it. Armed with punch cards, a celebrity sheep, and a yellowed patent that proves the gleaming corporate clinic across the square was built on stolen genius, Janie wages war against corporate dentistry, a thirty-seven-year casserole feud, and a man her boss calls 'Judas with veneers.'