Nobody Buys a Whole Dinosaur

Marnie Doughty prepares fossils in a leaking railway arch and performs at children's parties in a coat that reeks of acetone. Hired at 2 a.m. to repair the world's most expensive tyrannosaur, she recognises the hip — because she sculpted it herself, nine years ago, for cash. Worse, the slab of rock propping up the skeleton hides a genuine scientific miracle. Exposing the fraud means confessing her own. A gloriously funny caper about bones, blackmail and very bad glue.