Beach House Diplomacy

Nobody warned Matt that his mother-in-law keeps a spreadsheet. A color-coded, annually updated spreadsheet ranking every romantic partner the family has ever produced—and he's not winning. Stuck in a cramped oceanfront rental with his wife's aggressively opinionated clan, Matt faces a gauntlet of territorial kitchen politics, a brother-in-law weaponizing every beach activity, and seven sun-scorched days to climb those rankings before the final family dinner seals his fate.