A Short Factual Inquiry

Neil Dockery writes three hundred pub quiz questions a week, has not lost an argument since 2009, and keeps a ledger to prove it. His girlfriend leaves anyway — so he opens a formal inquiry into his own innocence, complete with witness statements and a ring binder. Meanwhile the National Pub Quiz Championship arrives at the Fettered Goose, bringing twenty thousand pounds, a threatened pizza oven, and a best friend absolutely determined to be useful.